(ethismenos EDL)
LIVE YOUR LIFE
A nano-formulated psychotropic
designed to help those struggling with anxiety.
About (ethismenos EDL) Pharmaceutical Nano-based Biotechnology
Developed overseas in our mountaintop research & development compound, Ethismosidone (ethismenos EDL) is
the latest in pharmaceutical nano-biotechnology focused on the treatment of people struggling with anxiety.
Experience Ethismosidone worry-free for 60 days
Simple, twice daily doses
Easy-to-swallow pills
Ethismosidone is proven safe and nominally effective in several overseas scientific studies with over 78 participants.
Now available for limited clinical test trials under the close supervision of your non-registered federal health care physician.
A revolutionary, nano-based psychotropic neural anxiety inhibitor -- now ready for selected trials!
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Send us YOUR Ethismosidone story* and a selfie for a chance to be featured
on our website and social media channels. All submissions will have the chance to win an official Ethismosidone prop from the upcoming feature film, “Life Twice Lost.”
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TESTIMONIALS
George Clayton
George Clayton
George Clayton
"Ethismosidone saved my life. Now I can cope with things like the 5th Wave and not even worry about Q'Anon."
Samantha Fisk
George Clayton
George Clayton
“Anxiety no longer controls
my life. Work is fantastic.
I never want to leave! Never!”
Frequently Asked Questions
Please reach us at smile@ethismosidone.com if you cannot find an answer to your question.
Never give pets prescription medications intended for humans. While Ethismosidone was originally developed as an experimental treatment for Feline Dysthymia, continued research has shown Ethismosidone to have remarkable efficacy in the treatment of human neurological disorders.
Some labels are printed in Russia, this was a misprint and should read "хранить в прохладном сухом месте."
This is a very rare side effect, and shouldn't be of concern to anyone following the standard Ethismosidone protocol. Rare instances of dissociative disorders happen due to minor irregularities in manufacturing. The potential benefits of Ethismosidone far outweigh the minor risks involved. This data has been reviewed and approved by a panel of EthisCorp doctors.
It is entirely normal to experience intermittent migraine headaches, fever, chills and night sweats while taking Ethismosidone. People who develop dissociative disorders are typically only those with addictive personalities. As part of EthisCorp’s commitment to maximizing shareholder profits, alcoholics should not take Ethismosidone.
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Ethismosidone (ethismenos EDL) is a proud sponsor of the feature film, "Life Twice Lost." The story of one man’s journey to ultimate happiness.*
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